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The great thing about getting good-looking is that you’re good-looking to both men and women. Personally, we take pleasure contained in this dual-sexuality attraction. I’m not actually everything good-looking of men, if you are perhaps not my mother (you shouldn’t be perverted, goodness dammit!). But we you may still find individuals who believe I’m the “material.”

In any event, this story isn’t really about myself. This tale is all about my son, Rod. Those with look over our stuff for some time today, may bear in mind Rod from the end of
Wild Texts.
Yep, I’m writing about similar man.

Thankfully personally and, moreover, for you he’s got allowed us to inform another story of complete and complete violence. Now, we study the story of Rod, a

Best Of Luck Chuck

for brand new era.

If you recall the fundamental assumption of 2007’s
Nominated good-luck Chuck, you might remember that Dickhead MaGee (Dane prepare) had a curse that when the guy slept with a women, they will find their unique real love aka the following guy they connect with… Terrible motion picture. Enter Rod: “much better than fiction.” There’s not a very a phrase with this… Could we call-it “Getting Chucked?”  With this article, we’re going to merely use that, mmkay?

Enter the Vag at Your Very Own Threat

I’m to blame at the least for most of those cases of Rod obtaining


If memory space acts me really, I’ve released or put him willing to satisfy and date about three lovely girls. This was throughout the occasions when i truly desired to match my pals collectively. Of course, i am an asshole and I also no more play the matchmaking game.

Rod Vs. Herzog O’Hoolihan

– younger Rod was prepared for fight while he began dating Herzog, among my personal best friends, that’s already been through it in my situation much more instances than I can count. This lasted a quick month or two as a recall. Situations started off with great fun, but did not work-out, when Herzog pulled the much reviled rip-heart-out-of-chest-with-bare-hand fatality on Rod… Outcome? #sadpandaface, Herzog features since, gotten involved and has a small military of kids and lives in the field of Happily Ever After…

Range to Matrimonial Bliss? Two guys.

Rod Vs. Lyrica McSpankyPants

and Dormatta Vue –

Oh, yes, from the this option. It actually was quite funny exactly how this one played around… Well, no less than in the beginning. Rod ended up being regarding hunt, you see. He previously came across a set of able and eligible bachelorettes at among my much-hyped Halloween events. I found myself amazed, the person was going to tw0-fist their internet dating existence!

Lyrica had been an enjoyable girl, exactly who i’ve recognized for a lengthy, long-time. Pleasing as pie she ended up being and she couldn’t hold her vision of Rod. The spent numerous enjoyable nights collectively, you are sure that, because so many people who find themselves into performing each other tend to be wont to do. That isn’t the funny. The funny, next, you may well ask? Some days, he would get in their automobile and drive a block and 1 / 2 over to Dormatta’s place to hang out using their wang . Indeed, the two women he had been online dating had been just block from 1 another. Rod, i believe, in the beginning ended up being agitated and concerned through this unanticipated ease, but later became partial to the chance it provided. The chance price ended up being undoubtedly in the favor.

With anything else in life, whether it’s good, it must reach an end. Sooner or later Rod stopped clinging out/calling Lyrica in correct “fade-to-black” fashion (aka simply “the fade”). He wound up dating Dormatta for more than 2 years before she left him, had gotten engaged and moved out from the country all within a years’ time.

Distance to Matrimonial Bliss? One dude. Why Don’t We fast onward per year many change…

Rod vs. Slutty Dorothy

– Now, this option failed to endure too long. Rod had suffered a pretty legendary break up and have you figured out exactly what the cunning runt of one did? He went and dated his ex’s best friend!  Well-played sir, well played indeed! Naughty Dorothy (no offense to sluts worldwide. I enjoy you young ones) was actually, really, slutty-hot. It happened at still another Halloween celebration that their own quick three month long stretch of enthusiasm ended up being visiting a finish. Was it angry-nerd complex that kiled the relationship, or ended up being the gal watching some one privately?  The world may never know. All I’m able to tell you is the fact that the relationship finished at the end of this party. She out of cash circumstances off with him, putting on a Slutty Dorothy outfit (hot, right>?). She ended up acquiring straight back with an ex and getting engaged within a number of small months…

Range to Matrimonial Bliss? Whoosh!

The moral of this story young ones? Being Best Of Luck Chuck sucks worse than that shitty film actually performed… Oh! And stop meeting individuals on Halloween! Yeah!

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